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The Darwin Award - Not the Kind of Recognition
You Seek
"Assume"
Is
"U" and "ME" Led By An "ASS"
"For truly, there is no one so
stupid that he cannot serve as a bad example."
Perhaps you are thinking of a trip to the Adirondacks with
your family this summer. Maybe you'd like to visit in Autumn to see the
trees turn. These are excellent ideas and thousands of families pursue
these activities every year. Maybe you'll come completely prepared
for these adventures... maybe.
Unfortunately, every year a few visitors arrive, no matter what the season, discover when
they get here that
hiking is a big, big part of the Adirondack recreational picture, and conclude
that although they haven't any hiking equipment with them, not even a map,
that they can just go into the woods "a little ways" to see what it's like.
If they are experienced hikers already, they'll either drop the idea or they'll
pick up the necessary equipment for the trip they have in mind, before they
enter the forest..
Occasionally, however, people who ought to know better
or who are unacquainted with the dangers and realities of the back country, dive
right into the forest in sneakers, wearing jeans and a tee shirt, with no map, no food or water, and no compass; intending to just go in "a little
ways". Most of the time they come out just fine. Others come out on stretchers, are helped out by
a ranger, or are lifted out by helicopter. And, some don't come out
at all or not until their bones are discovered years hence. Those latter are the ones that win the Darwin Award for
demonstrating
Darwin's Theory that the fit survive, while the rest are culled from the herd or
get lucky.
Certainly, it's a rather bleak joke, the Darwin Award.
Nevertheless, a few years ago "Adirondac",
the magazine of the Adirondack Mountain Club, carried the report of a clergyman
who decided to take a bunch of kids in his charge on a hike up around The
Brothers or Porter Mtn, I forget which. It was on the spur of the moment and
so the party did not think out what equipment they might need, what the weather
might be, etc. They were not too badly equipped, in fact. But...
- They went too far in (even though they were on a small
mountain at the edge of the forest), but...
- it was late Fall and it snowed. So...
- they got scared and panicked, resulting in...
- their decision to take a "short-cut", which meant that...
- they left the trail.
- To make matters worse, they then decided to split up to find the trail again.
- In the meantime, darkness fell (about 5:30 PM in the winter) and with
it, their chances.
- One group eventually found their way back and contacted a
ranger regarding those still lost in the snow storm in the dark.
- So what do you suppose the state of mind was of those
boys and girls still lost in the cold, snowy night, unprepared for
spending the night?
- some of them were now
in a state of panic;
- they were shivering,
- the cold was starting to lessen their abilities to
think straight, and they had no idea whether the other group had made it
back or was still roaming through the forest.
- The fear would have been palpable once dark set in. Thoughts of frostbite and death
undoubtedly occupied their minds .
Fortunately.... a mountain rescue team was assembled and went in in the
early evening. A terrified group of boys and girls was found far from
where they ought to have been. They had no clue where they actually were.
In the end, everyone survived, in spite of:
- Improper or no planning;
- Failure to take into account the probability of sudden weather changes common
in the Adirondacks;
- Leaving the trail;
- Splitting up;
- Failure to stay put when they realized they were lost;
- Not equipped for an emergency such as darkness, snow, etc.
Bottom line, these people, particularly the adult, saw the
conditions of the moment and assumed that everything would remain just like that
throughout the hike. In the Adirondacks what is, is not what will
be. I was taught as an officer in the US Navy the problem with making
assumptions. It's simply this: ASSUME is U and ME
led by an ASS. As to the clergyman leading this party... well, not to
berate a man of God, but it is also said that: "There is no one so
stupid that he/she cannot serve as a bad example."
AND ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE COIN...
I think it was in the very same issue of "Adirondac" that
they reported on an experienced hiker who went on a solo bushwhack, which as you
may know means that he was hiking off the trail. Well away from
civilization he broke his leg.
- He had left a detailed route and itinerary with his
wife. This included what time he would be back and she knew what to do
if he failed to reappear on time.
- He carried emergency food and had knowledge of appropriate first aid
procedures.
- He had a tent and means to stay warm and dry for a
protracted period.
- He stayed on his planned route.
- While it's not wise to travel alone, particularly off
trail, he was quickly found.
Hiking Safely
When you hike there are some things to KNOW, to DO, and to
TAKE INTO ACCOUNT. This list may not be complete, but it's an excellent
start.
On each trip take into account these factors.
- THE ROUTE: its length, its difficulty, and the number of nights
involved.
The longer you will be out there the greater the chance of severe changes of
temperature and weather, thus, the more you need to prepare for eventuality.
- THE SEASON: typical weather for the time and, in
particular, the variance possible from "typical". Apply
these in consideration of the highest elevation you expect to reach.
- PERSONAL FACTORS: these are your degree of physical conditioning and
stamina, as well as your general health. Ditto for each member of your
party, especially because the least able person in your party will be the
determining factor to how fast you move, etc..
Any weak link in the above factors will govern your planning
and execution. DON'T STRAIN THE WEAK LINK. Base your preparations (what you will/will not bring,
revisions to your route, etc.) on those factors. Some of the MUST DO's:
- If it's an overnight, bring good shelter, but a bivy sack
is very light and would suffice if you do not have a tent. A bivy is
sufficient for 3 season shelter, when coupled with a sleeping bag.
- If
it's a day hike, bring an emergency aluminum foil shelters it
weighs an ounce and costs around very little. As of 2004, one of these
has kept me alive at
least once.
- Unless you have a reservation for a lean-to, which is only possible at a
state campground or on private property such as Adirondack Loj, do NOT bet
on finding an empty lean-to and thus fail to bring shelter. But if you
have no shelter demand that the folks
in the lean-to make room, since safe shelter is the primary mission of the
lean-tos. Occupants of lean-to's are, therefore, obliged by
the New York State Department of Environmental Conservation to
accommodate additional persons that may arrive.
- Carry a basic first-aid kit, a whistle, a compass,
emergency lighting, and a topographic map. These are available at any
store that serves hikers.
- Avoid cotton except for your handkerchief. Cotton readily absorbs rain and
holds it. The moisture surrounding your body then conducts the heat out
of your body 20 times more efficiently than if you were wearing any of the
wicking fabrics that wick off moisture rather than holding it.
Generally, wicking fabrics can dry on you in
twenty minutes or so, once you stop sweating. If, like me, you really
prefer cotton for its comfort, then wear it when you hike but be sure to
have one or several wicking tees in your pack in case temperatures drop.
Note: Actually, the best fabric you can buy for hiking is merino
wool which keeps you cooler when it's hot and warmer when it's
cool, in
comparison to synthetics. I know---you're saying that wool is hot, but not
merino. It is highly effective at making you comfortable, even when wet. Moreover,
merino wool suppresses your manly or womanly odor when you've been wearing that
shirt for a day or more. Merino is often not available in your
local backpacker store, but if you search for it on the Internet you will find
it quickly. It costs more, but it pays dividends.
A distant second to merino is the many proprietary synthetic
fibers, the most well-known of which is Cool MaxTM.
Synthetics are much less comfortable and versatile than merino wool, being
clammy when wet, and occasionally itchy. If, like the vast majority of hikers,
synthetic is the route you have chosen, try to find a synthetic that has a soft
feel (more properly called a "soft hand"). We recommend Duofold brand
garments which are synthetic, yet very snuggly, never itchy, and reasonably
comfortable when soaked.
Regarding food and water:
- At a minimum, carry a day pack with water. By far, the best way to carry water is with one
of the various types of hydration units that feed you water via a
hose. You drink much less because you use it efficiently by taking
frequent sips rather than infrequent gulps.
Forget about that goat skin water bag your former boy friend bought you.
Yes, it's very romantic and very Hemingway,
but unless you like the oily taste of dead goat....! And as for
canteens and water bottles, they may suffice in a pinch, but the hydration
unit approach is by far the best.
- Bring enough food for at least one additional day beyond what you
are anticipating. Bring food that will give you energy; i.e.,
carbohydrates.
That doesn't mean you have to bring three meals, but be sure to bring enough to enable you to
function and survive for another day.
There's a lot more to it than the basics we provide here, but
if you do this much, the odds are against you dying. We only
intend this to help you realize, if you haven't, that this is not a game and you
are not immortal. If any of this is surprising, then
we recommend you investigate further in any
good guide to survival and get yourself equipped.
One last thing to consider is your cell phone!
There's a
phenomenon going on in the US today in which some hikers have concluded that if
they bring their cell phone along, they can take greater risks since the ranger is
just a call away. Thus, distress calls are becoming more frequent and are
abusing, if not exhausting, state and federal rescue resources. Such calls
are also a new low in self-absorption. Quite
justifiably, states such as New Hampshire and Oregon have started charging for
rescue. Fines so far in NH have varied between $500 and $2,500 depending
on the cost of the rescue, but a few have been much more. We have heard of charges out West as high as $20,000. Lately,
we've tried calling our significant others from the woods just to test the odds of getting through
when there are mountains all around. I'm batting about .250 in the
Adirondacks and .500 in the Appalachians. Both figures are based on
attempts to call out while on a summit. When not on a summit, it has not
be possible to connect. Cell phones
are line-of-sight devices with very limited power for transmission to the
nearest transceiver tower. Calling from just anywhere doesn't work and
there aren't towers in the woods. DO NOT depend on
your cell phone as a survival technique unless you can burn it to stay warm.
"Fools Step In Where Angels Fear to Tread"
It was a nice day amidst a week of almost constant rain. We had
decided to climb Tabletop from Marcy Dam and then take the connector over to
Lake Arnold so we could climb Colden. Just before ascending Tabletop we
decided to take a look at the nice view from Indian Falls. There we ran
into a man and his daughter bound for Marcy's summit. Acknowledging that
he'd never backpacked before, he was carrying a very large pack, so poorly packed and so poorly adjusted that, instead of being
parallel to his spine, it was canted at 40 degrees to the right, so that he was
leaning to his right to offset the pack leaning to his left. The poor soul
was
wearing Teva's to climb Marcy. He and she were fully decked out in cotton:
in
her case she was wearing fleecy pajama bottoms. We suggested to them
that they ditch the big pack for the climb and put food, rain gear, etc., in her
day pack. Actually, we also suggested that, dressed as they were, they not
continue.
Later that day, after climbing Colden, we ran into a party of 5 or 6 lost
about a quarter mile below Lake Arnold. They were arguing about where they
were (or weren't). They had wound up miles off course in their attempt to
get to Feldspar Brook. Very tired puppies! Their leader (sic) was
trying to assure them and us that all was (now) well, but the troops were
rioting. In fact, they had gotten themselves to the right trail and were
headed in the right direction, but weren't sure, had no map, and were
pooped.
It was Benjamin Franklin who said, "We must all hang
together, or we will surely all hang separately..."
Once a year, ADK's Adirondac Magazine reports on some of the more
interesting rescue stories that take place in the Adirondacks. The Jan/Feb
2002 issue describes no less than 4 different groups that got lost or in
trouble.
Three of the groups allowed themselves to get separated.
Interestingly, three of these rescues were mostly due to parental ignorance of
hiking safety, mainly keeping the group---especially with kids---together!
- The
first of these allowed two children to go on ahead, but the children lost the
trail. A 44 hour search by rangers was the result.
- The second group allowed three 12-year-olds to
take a "short-cut". This mistake required a technical rescue on a bare rock
face.
- Another party was coming down Algonquin and didn't wait for one member
of the party who needed a bio-break but had no flashlight. This incident
required a late-night search.
- Another group became disoriented on Rocky Peak
Ridge. They had no map (always a no-no!) and wound up hiking back up the peak they'd
just climbed on the same trail they'd just descended without knowing
it. A white-out ensued. The scared girls called their father
who called the forest rangers
One reads these and shudders but the errors were simple, innocent
things: a whiz, no map, a short-cut, and letting the kids run on
ahead. In the forest simple errors quickly compound. Three of them
here: (1) carry a flashlight even if you are only intending to take a short walk
that'll bring you back in mid-afternoon; (2) carry a map even if you know the
route; (3) and, finally, keep the group together. If it is necessary to
separate, ensure there are clear plans for rendezvous, and that each party
carries the necessary gear.
IMPORTANT NOTES:
1. Information provided on this site is intended only to supplement and not
replace or contradict the information provided in guidebooks.
2. Adirondack Journey cannot and does not attest to the accuracy of
information provided by others, and states that even accurate information is
prone to rapidly become inaccurate due to the forces of nature. Data
provided on these pages reflects only the conditions at the time the trail was
hiked by those persons that created the page.
3. Weather conditions, trail conditions, presence or absence of obstacles to
passage, the hikers' physical and mental condition, and their knowledge of
hiking, orienteering, and first aid, are among the factors that make it
impossible for Adirondack Journey to either assure that what readers find in the
forest or experience in the forest matches in any way the information posted on
these pages.
4. The Adirondack Forest Preserve and High Peaks region is vast, larger than the
2 largest national parks in the lower 48 states, combined. Persons
not appropriately equipped or knowledgeable should not embark on foot on trails
in this region. A minimum list of skills and equipment for hiking
includes, but is not limited to: proper attire that takes into account
rough trails and sudden changes of weather; first aid kit, topographic trail
map, compass, food for at least one extra day beyond the planned trip,
guidebook, whistle, source of fire, emergency shelter, and appropriate knowledge
to use all items correctly and for one's own benefit.
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